HAS STEVE PASSed THE BAR?

All,

After surviving random monsoons with little advance notice, desert fever, 100+ degree weather in the shade (at night), a once in a lifetime pandemic, being attacked by "murder bees"+, "Megxit", a national discussion on Andrew Cuomo's nipples, Kayne West running for President, Tiger King, "person woman man camera tv", UFO's (yeah-bet you all forgot about that), my Nissan Altima just deciding to quit while going 80 MPH on the highway, my apartment building catching on fire, traversing a good portion of the United States, walking through barbed wire fencing to get to class (because of a certain insurrection), and countless hours of trying to understand the Rule Against Perpetuities, I sat for a two day 16 hour exam.

Did I pass?

COMMON FAQ'S

1. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT? I have no idea.

2. ...BUT HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT IT? If you can answer the following question, then I will tell you: "Why are mattresses always on sale?"*

3. DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN PROVIDE LEGAL ADVICE AFTER PASSING? NO. I still have to go through Character and Fitness and then a swearing in ceremony. Even after that, there are still other determinations that need to be made before any advice is given.

4. HOW LONG WAS THE EXAM? An eternity.

5. DID THOSE THINGS REALLY HAPPEN TO YOU? Surprisingly, yes.

6. YOU MUST GET ASKED THIS A LOT, HUH? At least 3 times per day.

*Whether the question has been answered is in my sole, absolute, and unreviewable discretion.

+This story will be updated later.